superwholockgarfield:

have you ever been reading a fanfiction and something happens and you dont really go asdflk;’ljklj you go rreekkrrkshhhhhiiiiiiiieeeeooooooop and sound like a cat thats ate a whale

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superwholockgarfield:

how to properly profess your love:

Lover: I will pee on everything you love.

You: Then you’d have to pee on yourself.

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superwholockgarfield:

superwholockgarfield:

Looking for blogs to follow Reblog if:

Supernatural

Doctor Who

Teen Wolf

Sherlock

Avengers

Marvel in General

Andrew Garfield

Emma Stone

The Amazing Spiderman

Jesse Eisenberg

Harry Potter

Psych

I’ll follow everyone.

Yep… Keep this going around

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superwholockgarfield:

My sister’s literally playing Party in the USA at full volume holding her laptop above her head like a boom box

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superwholockgarfield:

do you think coat racks realize they’re coat racks or are they trying to talk to us and we just wont listen and they get really sad and commit suicide

i sobbing in honor of all the coat racks out there into self harm

save the coat racks reblogging will take one second of your time

dont be a heartless asshole

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superwholockgarfield:

my dog sleeps like a rock so I like to play the ‘lets see how many things I can stack on my dogs head before she gets upset and leaves’ game

(via 1chew3)

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